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posted on 20 Oct 2009 13:15 by phantom013
H O N D A : Had One, Never Drive Another :
T O Y O T A : Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum :
B M W : Broke My Wallet :
V O L V O : The Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization :
N I S S A N : Neatly Installed Sheet Steel Around Nothing :
YAHOO : You Always Have Other Options :
S O N Y : Soon Only Not Yet :
I B M : I Blame Microsoft :
M I C R O S O F T : Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only
Fools Teenagers :
M A C : Machine Always Crashes :
N A S A : Nerds Are Searching for Answers :
S W A T : Shoot Without Any Thinking :
F B I : Friendly But Ignorant (or Female's Body Inspector )
ADIDAS : All day I Dream About Sex :
L O V E : Legs Open Very Easy
F O R D : Fixed Or Repaired Daily
D O D G E : Drops Oil Daily Grease Everytime
F I A T : Fix It Again Toy
B U I C K : Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
V W : Virtually Worthless
C H E V R O L E T : Clatters Heavily,Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
A U D I - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
P O R S C H E - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
W I N D O W S : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
A P P L E : Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
M A C : Machine Always Crashes
M A C I N T O S H : Most Applications Crash If Not The Operation System Hangs
H P : Help Please
A M D : Another Manmade Disaster
N A V Y : Never Again Volunteer Yourself
M A R I N E : Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential
A R M Y: Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet
PH. D : Permanent Head Damage / Piled High and Deep
M B A : Married But Available
V I P : Very Idiot Person
W I F E : Washing Ironing Fucking Etc
T O Y O T A : Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum :
B M W : Broke My Wallet :
V O L V O : The Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization :
N I S S A N : Neatly Installed Sheet Steel Around Nothing :
YAHOO : You Always Have Other Options :
S O N Y : Soon Only Not Yet :
I B M : I Blame Microsoft :
M I C R O S O F T : Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only
Fools Teenagers :
M A C : Machine Always Crashes :
N A S A : Nerds Are Searching for Answers :
S W A T : Shoot Without Any Thinking :
F B I : Friendly But Ignorant (or Female's Body Inspector )
ADIDAS : All day I Dream About Sex :
L O V E : Legs Open Very Easy
F O R D : Fixed Or Repaired Daily
D O D G E : Drops Oil Daily Grease Everytime
F I A T : Fix It Again Toy
B U I C K : Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
V W : Virtually Worthless
C H E V R O L E T : Clatters Heavily,Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
A U D I - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
P O R S C H E - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
W I N D O W S : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
A P P L E : Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
M A C : Machine Always Crashes
M A C I N T O S H : Most Applications Crash If Not The Operation System Hangs
H P : Help Please
A M D : Another Manmade Disaster
N A V Y : Never Again Volunteer Yourself
M A R I N E : Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential
A R M Y: Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet
PH. D : Permanent Head Damage / Piled High and Deep
M B A : Married But Available
V I P : Very Idiot Person
W I F E : Washing Ironing Fucking Etc
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#1 By HeDw!g on 2009-10-20 13:20